• laugh-addict:

    whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol fuck todays music(:” 

    i just

    image

    (Source: averagefairy, via erikisafail)

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  • damn-bands:

    puphei:

    The girl in the background made the blonde girl’s desktop background a picture of her holding a sign that said “Hi there. So um…Will you be my girlfriend?” while she was in the bathroom. This is the girl’s response. 

    THIS IS THE CUTEST THING ASDFGHJKL

    THIS IS SO CUTE BUT MY FAVOURITE IS THE GUY IN THE BACK WHO IS JUST AS SURPRISED AND HAPPY AS SHE IS I LOVE THIS

    (Source: forgetaboutcait, via agenderhange)

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  • kinkyturtle:

    avri-wallflower:

    sourcedumal:

    Fuck special snowflakes who think like this.

    Gurl bye

    Your ass ain’t fucking special because you don’t wear makeup.

    You’re not fucking better than the woman with large breasts who wears tank tops.

    You’re a piece of shit because you are putting sexist stereotypes onto other women in some anti-feminine bullshit.

    If you don’t like it, why’d you comment on it? I think it’s awesome and you’re probably one of the girls up there that wears makeup and shortshorts and tiny tanktops. And most kids today wear makeup because they think they aren’t pretty and need it. So deal with it. And get over yourself.

    girl bye.

    lemme tell you something: I wear tons of fucking make up. I wear short dresses. I walk around with a face that looks about as fake as it can get outside of a fucking barbie doll. and I like it that way. and, despite what you seem to think, no, it’s not because i think i’m ugly. i just fucking like makeup (and trust, i’ve spent years examining my own motivations and how they’re tied to internalized self-hated, fatphobia and misogyny so don’t EVEN cause you don’t know what you’re talking about).

    I also read ravenously; engage in discourse regarding philosphy, art, economics, politics, race, gender, sexuality; make subversive art; and love comics and film and music. I’M A FUCKING PERSON IS WHAT I’M SAYING. 

    like how fucking deep is this goddamn image when the spine of the book JUST SAYS THE WORD ‘BOOK’.

    this kind of bullshit narrative, other than furthering a misogynistic dichotomy that pits women against each other, is also a complete fucking fallacy. A huge majority of average women DON’T DO THIS. you aren’t the lone plain jane in an army of cake-faced, bottle blonde barbies—if you look around, you’ll see that most women just throw on jeans and tops and very little makeup. 

    I get that this kind of shit is an attempt to fight back against media-made images of what womanhood is supposed to be. I get it. (thought isn’t it interesting that the “weirdo” in the picture is still thin and conventionally attractive??)

    but attacking other women who you perceive as being stupid or carbon copies because of their fucking appearance doesn’t fight back against shit. it actually does EXACTLY what the patriarchy wants us to do—engenders more hatred and competition between women. 

    but you know, whatever, continue to think you’re so goddamn special. i’ll be over here reading AND wearing hot pink lipstick and having a hell of a time doing it. 

    (via agenderhange)

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  • justasilly:

    satanicdemona:

    officialjeffgoldblum:

    satanicdemona:

    satanicdemona:

    darnhomosexuals:

    why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee

    get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

    This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

    I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

    they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

    but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

    And without his cup as part of the set, her cup depreciates in value because it’s ‘less cup’

    (Source: initiallyyoutoo.com, via agenderhange)

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  • (Source: mugges, via agenderhange)

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  • gallifreyanprincess:

    clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

    IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

    YES

    BEING HYDRATED LEADS TO BETTER BRAIN FUNCTION, BETTER DIGESTIVE FUNCTION WHICH CAN MEAN WEIGHT LOSS, PRETTIER SKIN, FEWER HEADACHES, MORE ENERGY, LESSENS CRAMPS, AND IT HELPS YOUR KIDNEYS CLEAN YOUR BLOOD WHICH MEANS YOU FEEL BETTER OVERALL

    SO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO MY FRIEND

    (via cupboarddinosaur)

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  • nobody-but-mebody:

    image

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    I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

    (via cupboarddinosaur)

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  • epitomeofloyalty:

    Like a girl.

    (via agenderhange)

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  • another-loki-blog:

    Deleted lines from The Avengers script #383

    this should have been in the movie

    (Source: deleted-movie-lines, via dragon-of-the-sky)

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