• miles-upsure:

    When you and your homies all get online around the same time.

    (via fullmetal-optimists)

  • h0llo:

    hot guy in the drive thru called me “ma’am” I just got mom zoned

    (via fullmetal-optimists)

  • milthanks:



    Ooops, I dropped my towel. 

    Looks like she’s gone au naturale. 

    *sounds of Nash Grier screaming*

    (via fullmetal-optimists)

  • heliolisk:


    rape culture hasn’t gone anywhere

    wtf did I just read

    (via fullmetal-optimists)

  • stains:

    this is my sisters contacts

    (Source: 2cc48a, via fullmetal-optimists)

  • tacofurious:


    You don’t understand how hard I fucking laughed CHOCOLATE MILK SQUIRTED OUT MY NOSE


    (Source: goddammitchip, via fullmetal-optimists)

  • ben-c:


    if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

    some person: hey asstown 
    you: nah 
    some person:

    i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

    (via fullmetal-optimists)